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officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

"I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?"

2ndhand-embarrassment:

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phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?it doesn’t even have joysticks..do you even rumble??!?pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngster

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

nearly-headless-horseman:

itslikeoneofmyjapaneseanimes:

can-ti:

wtf is this thing?
it doesn’t even have joysticks..
do you even rumble??!?
pathetic

looks like we got ourselves a youngsterimage

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

16yrold:

what is happening here

16yrold:

what is happening here

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly