if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
you know how your voice sounds deeper to you than to anyone else?
imagine how benedict cumberbatch’s voice sounds to benedict cumberbatch
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
She’s probably learned that elephants who destroy fences get shot. Politeness doesnt have much to do with it. Where’s her herd? Is she traveling alone?
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
did he just airbend?
His teammate suddenly collapses in pure awe
When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on
BIG PANTS BIG PANTS BIG PANTS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish