did good on my bread final
no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.
thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it. I’m majoring in bread
*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*
what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog