May 2013
77 posts
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
do-not-feed-the-animal:
i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
tardisinshire:
starllex:
starllex:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight...
me at the end of the semester
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion:
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
internationalnunofmystery:
jasrnin:
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pertlattimers:
pertlattimers:
Sometimes...
chibimisha:
watchtheskytonight:
grantairees:
if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER
I shall do it from...
theonetruejess:
alex-day-music:
fyalexday:
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heathledger:
jasonsegels:
heathledger:
it’s 2013 why can’t you google search the tune of a song when you don’t know the words
http://www.midomi.com/
holy shit
thegleefulhouseelf:
kaliforniaa-dreamerr:
theamazingrigby:
sodamnrelatable:
do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
I've been using this site for 4 years.
steam-powered-nakodile:
clockwork-lives:
yaspookyshisno:
asgardianette:
aurorinthetardis:
skarosoul:
0650pm:
If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay!
this is the best thing ever
I AM RIGHT NOW DOING A DOCTOR WHO ESSAY DUDE
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF TIME
this is genius
DO THIS AND TYPE IN...
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
laugh-addict:
drama that i’m not involved in
litlionman:
rivalhyuu:
tumboy:
So I saw...
nothomestuck:
paradoxes-andtheoxfordcomma:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what part of the alphabet is the wettest?
H to O
fuck you and this joke man i spent like 5 minutes going “H I J K L M N O?” how are they wet
OMFG THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST AND I ONLY JUST GOT IT
mischiefmanagedin221b:
staybruuutalandsmilee:
worst physical pains
stepping on a lego
stubbing your toe
touching a curling iron
getting shampoo in your eyes
spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
getting stabbed 47 times
burning your tongue
sitting on a hairbrush
getting bit by an ant
one of these is not like the rest
yeah, sitting on a hairbrush doesn’t hurt that much
best-of-funny:
laughbitches:
Sharks with human teeth
hehe
They look so happy
Har har har
X
avatardsherlockian:
killjoysandcastiel:
colesun:
sheetofsound:
ghoulishghosty:
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES...
saltandvinegarcrisps:
saltandvinegarcrisps:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
please don’t start reblogging this again this post ruined my life
vardaesque:
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a...
